Aye right

Concerned ....

• Enter stage left. Or through living room door.

• Moi:
  Is that a Glen Campbell DVD?

• Le Chef:
  Yes. [looking sheepish]

• Moi:
  Why is there a Glen Campbell DVD in our house?

• Le Chef:
  It was cheap.

• Moi:
  Liar! I have know about your dirty secret for sometime now. You are a Glen Campbell fan.

• Le Chef:
  No, no really. I was in Fopp. It was cheap?

• Moi:
  [raises eyebrow]

• Exits stage left. Or as far away as possible from that DVD.